An Elegant Solution

Written by Ben Wiseman   // 07/12/2012   // 0 Comments

Christie Helicopter

NO STIMULUS LOWERS GLOBAL MARKETS: CNBC
JAPAN ENDS STIMULUS, STOCKS DECLINE: BUSINESSWEEK
FED SIGNALS SUPPORT FOR STIMULUS: BLOOMBERG

Republicans who continue to argue against government stimulus must stop eating meals.  Regular meals are nothing more than temporary fixes and stop gap solutions that do not address the larger problem.  They create a cycle of dependency, and they are spending programs with no end.  Meals are an inefficient and tremendously wasteful system for nourishing the body.

Introduce feeding tubes into the GOP leadership.  Leadership is what it is all about and feeding tubes are the simple, cost-effective… dare we say “Conservative” solution to sustenance.  Meals are meant to satisfy one’s own pleasure centers, not to sustain life, and we know how the right feels about that sort of thing.  Once and for all time let the Republicans stand for their convictions.  End the madness, GOP, stop eating now.

Stimulus works.  The government taking a collection to hire us to fix stuff that needs fixing has been the best thing to do since the early 1900’s, or the last time the Republicans ruined our economy.  The only group of Americans who don’t benefit from federal stimuli are Republican politicians running against the President’s performance.   They are the bench players rooting for the starters to fail.

Which, under closer scrutiny, is treason.  If only we had rules against that.


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economy

presidential election

republican hypocrisy

stimulus


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